Best Overheard Phone Conversation

H.R. Punk n Stuff · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:04 am Post subject: Best Overheard Phone Conversation

Damon and I were walking through the GasLamp District in San Diego and a guy walked past us talking on his cell phone. He said,

Slakado-j · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:04 am Post subject:

Because it's lubricated, and then you won't have to wash teh doll after, just throw away the used condom.

Oh my god, I can't believe I just came up with two reasons for that.

*Sits down for a few hours*

What am I doing with my life?
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Willith · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:08 am Post subject:

Could you just imagine if you didn't clean it out after each useage.... Ewwwww....
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AdmnGrumpyBear · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:14 am Post subject:

Freak: That's Hilarious.

-J: That's disturbing.

Mittens: That's disgusting.
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Willith · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:02 am Post subject:

Disgusting but true though.... A condom would save all that fuss...
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Snoffy · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:32 am Post subject:

Gross, but true Mittens. Wink

H.R. Punk n Stuff · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:05 am Post subject:

One of my friends over at LJ suggested that it is a shared doll! puke

O.k. Here's the latest story.

The DM and I went to a Ghost Tour of San Diego tonight. As we're walking around, there was an older lady in front of us. It was a single file line, so it was the older lady, then me and then the DM. The lady in front of me farted. I turned to look at the DM and he says, "Wow. You're a lady."

I didn't say anything, but we just all carried on as normal. So, after it's all done, we are in the car and I commented on the old lady farting. The DM looked at me and said, "NO! I thought that was you!" I started laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. I assured him that it wasn't me and he was just flabbergasted that he said that. He seems to think that she thought he was an asshole. The DM never says things like that to strangers. I might, but he is generally well behaved.
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Snoffy · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:22 pm Post subject:

Damnit! You two are prescious!

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That's a hilarious thing to overhear someone say. I've never heard anyone here say anything even half as funny. And the old lady is just as funny. I normally wouldn't say anything about something like that myself, but that's definately priceless.

Slakado-j · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:58 am Post subject:

I got one like that, but different.

I was walking to the library

*Gasp*

No! Not to read, to steal, anyway, there are these three women walking in front of me, and the topic of their conversation is the different circumstances they've been in that men have farted around them. These were all motherly aged women who probably tell their kids not to fart, since it's impolite, and here they are snickering away at it.

The shit you women talk about when men aren't around, you're almost as bad as us, you just hide it.
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Bard · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:03 am Post subject:

Psychic-Defective · Joined: 27 May 2006 Posts: 1312 Location: Boston, MA

True proof of sexuality is that women have the right to be just as perverted as men, now please, please take sex and the city off the air.

also Porn is the great equalizer, not death.

How many people do you know that are dead?

How many masturbate?
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AdmnGrumpyBear · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:54 am Post subject:

ROFL!!! That has to be one of the funniest DM moments I have heard of!!!!!

Hehehehehehehe!!
Very Happy

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H.R. Punk n Stuff · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:46 am Post subject:

Yeah, he was mortified.

Thanks Hikaru. I've never been told I was "precious" before! LOL
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Bard · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:56 pm Post subject:

Like you needed to be told. I just kinda thought it was self-evident, or I would have said something myself Razz

*bard belches loudly, scratches her butt and farts when hand is a safe distance from tuchus*

What? What do you mean there were guys watching? Oh shit, my cover's blown!
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